A ride as cool as Batman's

  
I just found my dream vehicle. The Hyanide. PopSci has an article in the August issue about this concept vehicle, created for the 2006 Michelin Challenge Design. If they ever decide to make a production model you'll find me on the street corner with a little cardboard sign, "Must have Hyanide, Please Help, and God Bless". If I'm lucky people will think I have a strange new disease and shower me with loose change. I'll form a gang of Hyanide riders, you'll see us careening wildly through the orchards at dusk, the disdain for pavement will show on our faces and be as easily read as the block lettering on our cardboard signs.
Just thought I'd warn everybody.